Saturday, March 28, 2009

Discipline thyself!

You've heard of the ten commandments of love? Well, I hereby give you the Lagos State Government’s 9 Commandments of Discipline, which I saw on a poster at KAI headquarters yesterday.

  1. Thou shalt not use bad habits of environmental sanitation, spitting, defecating, urinating in public, street trading, or public fighting
  2. Thou shalt not dump refuse anyhow
  3. Thou shalt not erect illegal structures
  4. Thou shalt not paste posters anyhow
  5. Thou shalt not cut across tarred roads
  6. Thou shalt not improperly dispose of pure water nylon anyhow
  7. Thou shalt not use bad sanitary habits at markets
  8. Thou shalt not use poor home and office hygiene
  9. Thou shalt not make traffic problems, poor parking, etc.

Hmmm. Which of these offenses listed above is not like the others?

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